Cigarettes and Cinnamon

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
zombiechaser
jheselbraum

Like. I’m a firm believer that porn online shouldn’t be within kids reach (those “are you 18” checkboxes for life) but. Like. Ok first of all, just ban cp? It’s not hard? Cp is what got you into this mess just ban it. Second of all, you could increase the age of sign-up from 13 to 18. Third of all, you could do what deviantart does and just. Require birthdays at sign-up. If your blog is flagged as nsfw, you can’t interact with minors. You want to follow an nsfw blog? Prove you’re an adult. You’re an adult but don’t want to see nsfw content? Safe search (that actually works).

It’s not hard to make a functioning website, but staff doesn’t seem to want to do that.

raven554
chubbinafatzarelli

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

impulsebyimpulse

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language
Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round
After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

artemistheartist

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

raven554
gynandromorph

there’s a decent amt of neurologists who’ve called the sleep schedules we’re obligated to be on despite flagrant conflict with our natural circadian rhythms “borderline torture” and the work hours we’re expected to put in despite the fact that the average person can only maintain maximal efficiency and focus for 3 hours at a time “nearly inhumane” and i think about that a lot

taliabobalia

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little-miss-edgeworth
ralseei

papyrus’ boss battle is the funniest one in the whole game and this is an indisputable fact

  • papyrus’ stats: likes to say “nyeh heh heh!”. papyrus, immediately afterwards: nyeh heh heh!
  • him being awkward with you flirting with him
  • “i’m a skeleton with very high standards” “i can make spaghetti” “oh no! you’re meeting all of my standards!”
  • rambles on about how he’ll be held to high regards once he joins the royal guard….until he gets to sans. “my brother, well….he won’t change very much”
  • papyrus: *spends several turns dabbing various fragrences behind his ears*. papyrus: *realises he doesn’t have ears*
  • “papyrus remembered a bad joke sans told him and is frowning”
  • the dog eating his special attack and papyrus’ argument with it
  • his regular attack consisting of: the same dog that stole his special attack, bones spelling out “cool dude”, a bone on a skateboard, a giant ass bone that causes the hit box to grow in size and cover the screen, and a random very slow bone right at the end
  • all of this while funky music plays