there’s a decent amt of neurologists who’ve called the sleep schedules we’re obligated to be on despite flagrant conflict with our natural circadian rhythms “borderline torture” and the work hours we’re expected to put in despite the fact that the average person can only maintain maximal efficiency and focus for 3 hours at a time “nearly inhumane” and i think about that a lot
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It’s been like 3 years since I’ve been here what’s up I remembered my login
Me, after throwing up: Man, this is exactly like in Venom (2018)
Ň̸̨͇͓͔̮̠̩̝̒͋̇̂̎͘Ȍ̵͚̻̝̗̝̆͘ ̸̧̘̮͕̯̟͆̀̆̔́͑͋S̶̜̘͉̒̈͝Ļ̸̡͚͙͕̭̈̆͗͒̌͠͝Ẹ̴̤̜̥͈̻͓̉̅͛̈́͗̈́́Ȇ̵͚̠̮̩̘̥̣̾ͅP̸̨̨̺̠͓̖̩̠̏ ̶͇̬̔ͅI̷̢͕̭̤͉͖͓̓͊̓̆̄̐̉N̸͈͇̾͐̈́̔̕ ̷̙̤̱͍͇͍͚̅̊͂̎̀͘C̴̼͍̘̤̣̖̐Ā̶̢̭͖̯̿P̷͖̠̫̤̍̈́̑̅̿I̴̧̻̻̅͂T̶̰̮̈́͌̚Á̴̡̡̛̞͓̾̂̉͋̄͘L̵̛̪̝̓̀̉̎͊̋I̶̢̢̼̱͇̟͆͒̒͜S̴̡̰͔͈̱̬̬͇͌̂͑̈́͘Ṃ̷͖̑̓͌
Controversial opinion but i dont think people should go to jail for objectively funny crimes
gimme an example of a funny crime
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one time i texted my fireman dad saying something was “lit” and he responded “please dont say that”
papyrus’ boss battle is the funniest one in the whole game and this is an indisputable fact
- papyrus’ stats: likes to say “nyeh heh heh!”. papyrus, immediately afterwards: nyeh heh heh!
- him being awkward with you flirting with him
- “i’m a skeleton with very high standards” “i can make spaghetti” “oh no! you’re meeting all of my standards!”
- rambles on about how he’ll be held to high regards once he joins the royal guard….until he gets to sans. “my brother, well….he won’t change very much”
- papyrus: *spends several turns dabbing various fragrences behind his ears*. papyrus: *realises he doesn’t have ears*
- “papyrus remembered a bad joke sans told him and is frowning”
- the dog eating his special attack and papyrus’ argument with it
- his regular attack consisting of: the same dog that stole his special attack, bones spelling out “cool dude”, a bone on a skateboard, a giant ass bone that causes the hit box to grow in size and cover the screen, and a random very slow bone right at the end
- all of this while funky music plays
Very Good Trope: Civillian is told “ stay in the car” while hero goes to confront villain. Hero gets in over head and all seems disaster. Civillian crashes car into villain.
Me, watching: ohhohoho! But they stayed in the car! Yesss, this is very good!